June 3, 2010

Friday Confessional: too much boob talk



Hey hey hey! I'm back, friends, and ready to roll.
It's Friday and I gotta get some stuff off my chest.
Speaking of my chest, well, let's start there.

  • I am officially done nursing.
  • YAHOO!!
  • I know I should probably be sad or nostalgic or something.
  • But I'm not.
  • Don't get me wrong, I love my baby.
  • But the minute he tried to get into my shirt on his own, I knew it was over.
  • My boobs are finally mine again.
  • *Triumphant laugh*
  • Ha ha!
  • And I am happy about that.
  • Except for the fact that they are shrinking at an alarming rate.
  • Alarming.
  • I had grown accustomed to their, uh, girth?
  • Size?
  • Swollen-ness?
  • I have always been head chief captain of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
  • Head chief captain.
  • I was going to get a jacket made
  • and a plaque.
  • But then baby #2 came along and whamo!
  • I was booted from the club.
  • Bittersweet moment.
  • And I was, you know, liking my new shape.
  • But then, no more nursing=incredible shrinking boobies.
  • Sorry for all the boob talk.
  • My mom probably already quit reading.
  • She's modest and stuff.
  • But then again, I have also been on the dreaded diet for 3 weeks
  • Methinks that might have something to do with it.
  • Two strikes,poor chest, two strikes.
  • I'll soon relinquish my crown as head chief captain.
  • And this time I'm getting that personalized jacket.
  • It's gonna be pink.

Okay go read and play! It's fun and she's practically the funniest person I've known.
Practically.

3 comments:

Michelle Nielson said...

Hahahahha oh my camie u are so halarious! I just love you! Haha! I know what u mean though! I got a boob job last year so I'm happy I won't have to deal with the shrinkage again haha :D

Oka said...

I'd be more than donate my girth

Congrats on own your own boobs again!

Glamazon said...

Yes...you are the queen of your own body once again! I always felt triumphant after nursing, too, like -hey- now I get my own body for ME.

I'm actually jealous...all my flat friends can wear way cute shirts...they just never look the same on me :)