June 25, 2010

Friday Confessional: I Like Big Butts and I cannot Lie

I'm back baby!
I've been recovering from the debauchery that was last week.
The shower went wonderfully.
More on that later.
Here are some confessions:
  • My husband has been making me watch Dr Who.
  • And by making me, I mean watching it in front of me
  • and getting me interested
  • and then showing me how to watch it on Boxee
  • and then leaving me alone all day to fold laundry
  • and watch Dr Who.
  • See what I mean? Making me?
  • How rude.
  • As if i didn't have enough tv seasons to catchup on.
  • Now I have another lame show to add to the list.
  • Ever seen Dr Who?
  • It's a British show from the BBC
  • Yeah, I know.
  • You don't need to tell me how lame I am.
  • But still, I watch.
  • David Tennant is one of the actors
  • And he reminds me of someone
  • I just can't place who it is
  • and it's driving me CRAZY!!!
  • I bought a pair of Old Navy jeans last week
  • they were $4.97
  • They weren't marked that, but it was a pleasant surprise at the register.
  • I've been on my diet now for a little over a month.
  • I've lost 17 lbs.
  • My stupid pants I just bought don't even fit.
  • I hate that.
  • I mean, don't get me wrong
  • losing weight is totally awesome.
  • But I really love these pants.
  • And if I wear a belt, in order to keep them up, I'd have to cinch it pretty tight.
  • And then I'd get muffin top.
  • Or I could wear suspenders.
  • We all know how cool those are.
  • I actually have a pair.
  • My husband bought them for me the last time I lost weight.
  • He apparently didn't want to see my bum hanging out of my pants.
  • Not my fault I got flat bottom disease.
  • I blame my Dad.
  • And Grampa.
  • And my mom.
  • Aw heck, I didn't have a chance at having a booty.
  • Let's just be honest.
  • I was predisposed to be a tall flat butted pasty white girl.
  • *tear.*
  • Oh well, I think I'll go drown my sorrows in a episode of Dr Who.
  • And geek out all alone.
  • eating my sugar free candy
  • and wearing my now too big pants.
Go read her blog. And play along!


PONCIANO said...

17lbs AWSOME!!!! What diet are you doing?

Lange Family said...

17 pounds! YAY for you! That's awesome! I'm jealous for sure. Thanks for all your fantastic blog posts - I love reading them!

The Collard Clan said...

Your title alone made me laugh! :-) Way to go on the weight loss...I'm totally jealous since I've already packed on 30 lbs and it's only week 27 of this pregnancy....the future isn't looking so good by my rearend.

Lisa and Jacob said...

.... when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face.... classic. coming from a girl with a big butt, it aint all its cracked up to be- HAHA!! congrats on the weight loss, thats awesome!

Krista said...

My husband watches Dr. Who. I just walk away. I don't have time to get addicted to a series. Just walk away. Congrats on losing weight - my chances are not so good since breaking my stupid foot. Finally, the weather gets nice and I break my foot. Crappity crap.