Friday Confessional: You're a transponster!!

Yo. Hows it goin? Yeah I'm good, thanks. Let's begin shall we?

• I have been doing transcription work.
• Quite a bit of transcription work.
• And I'm trying desperately to get done.
• I think it's due, what, tomorrow?
• I have 19 minutes left.
• Should be able to knock it out of the park in no time.
• SHOULD be able
• I'm getting pretty quick.
• But I can only work when the kids are asleep
• which has been a few hours in the afternoon and a couple at night.
  
• But it seems my children's naps are getting shorter and staggered.
• One goes down.
• Then the other.
• Then I work for MAYBE 5 minutes.
• Then first one wakes up
• wants to be held
• does NOT want to be in playpen
• so we play and hang out for a while.
• Kid seems tired, so back to bed
• moment of peace which usually finds me in the bathroom
• second babe awakes
• and its all over.
• needless to say I've had this particular project for well over a month.
• bah whatever.
  
• I'm almost done!
• Let's do the happy dance!
• It was a lot shorter than some projects I've had.
• I once did one that was 424 minutes.
• 424
• I wish I had a nickle for every minute I listened to that old man talk.
• I'd have a crapload of nickles.
• Luckily, I get a little more that a nickle per minute.
• Or else the pile of laundry, the sink full of dishes,
• the sad neglected kids who are tired of watching Spongebob and eating off the floor*
• would almost be not make it worth it.
• Whatever, it's not worth it, who am I kidding.
• But every little bit helps.
• Even if they are only nickles.

*Just for clarification, I do not in any way advocate using the television, especially Spongebob as a babysitter! That's just what happened today. Don't judge me, I'm on a deadline here!!!! And they eat off the floor by choice...

Now go play!