Here we go:
- I hate that my hubby works two jobs.
- I do not hate the employee discount at Wal-mart.
- I hate that I do not hate the employee discount at Wal-mart.
- I should hate it and all it stands for.
- But I don't.
- Ten percent is ten percent.
- That's an extra $2.50 off a box of diapers.
- And every little bit helps.
- I also think that my hubby doesn't hate working at Wal-mart as much as he should.
- I mean, he is freakin' good at what he does.
- He's actually a top salesman.
- In the state.
- He could sell a TV to a blind guy.
- Figuratively speaking of course.
- He slaves away all day at job #1.
- Then goes and sells his booty off at job #2.
- He got employee of the month a few months back.
- I couldn't have been happier about it.
- Not only because it was FINALLY some validation.
- And appreciation
- And a huge compliment to him for all his hard work
- which is something job #1 sucks at.
- But I also was so happy about it
- because he was a freaking EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AT WAL-MART!
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Is this not funny to anyone else?
- Maybe if you know him, it would be more funny.
- Electronics department at Wal-mart is not exactly his dream job.
- Not even for a part time pay-off-the-credit-card sorta job.
- It's funny because it's funny.
- I am going to hell aren't I?
- Oh well. At least I will always have the memory of
- the time
- my sweet, intelligent, hard working
- talented, handsome, problem-solving
- husband
- was the employee of the month
- at Walmart.
If not, just read her blog. It's amazing!!
6 comments:
Yay-hoo, I'm so glad you played! My hubs works two jobs, too (Seriously, I cannot remember a time when he had LESS than two jobs.) It annoys the crap out of me, because I am a woman who likes to complain.
But employee of the month? Seriously. good job. And funny. I think you should maybe put an announcement in your local paper telling him congratulations. :)
I wish I could get all uppity about all Walmart stands for too. But hey money in my pocket calls my name way more than the moral challenge. Maybe when I win the lotto. Hey I will call you then and pay off that debt and we can both boycott Walmart together. Sound good?? Wait for my call. I'm sure it is coming soon, right?
Oh its funny my friend!! And if we can't laugh at the early life struggles we are doomed for whats to come! :-) You guys have such great attitudes! I love reading your blog posts. Keep me smiling!
Somehow, I didn't have your blog updating anymore! WTF. And employee of the month is employee of the month.. no matter where it is!
OMG...I laughed my head off! I think I found a new Friday blog. Can't wait to see you soon!
Wow! He is such a hard worker. And dedicated.
You are lucky to have a man who will do whatever it takes for his family...even if that means working at WalMart.
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