Friday Confessional

Yes, friends, it's that time again.I can't think of anything clever or witty to say right now.Sorry.Go visit Glamazon and Mamarazzi to join in this craziness.It's really a lot of fun.
I confess...

• This week is almost over and I couldn't be happier about it.
• Thor has been gone since Monday.
• MONDAY people.
• He doesn't get back until tomorrow.
• My life has been a mess since he left.
• Oh I can hear it now.
• AWWWW, so sweet.
• No not like that kind of mushy crap
• I mean it's been disgusting around here.
• The baby spontaneously became a gross bodily fluids making machine. 
• It's not been very consistent.
• He'll wake up in a mess.
• Or barf on the kitchen floor.
• I awoke this morning at 5 to a crib full of wonder and enchantment,
• Of which I had to promptly throw him in the tub and start a load of laundry.
• Good morning indeed.
• I got my hair cut this week.
• And by cut I mean CUT!
• Yeah, it was nice.
• I sort of love it.
• And I'm a little alarmed at the lack of remorse I have for my long hair.
• Usually there's at least some, you know.
• I have yet to regret it
• Which I think is fantastic
• It's a cute a-line sort.
• Oh and I colored it back to red.
• I feel like I finally look the way I feel.
• Does that make any sense?!
• It's been fun and easy
• Except for this morning
• I cut some bangs, you see
• And for some reason they will not behave.
• So instead of looking like this:

• I look like Mad Madam Mim.

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• I wish I was joking.
• You can see the resemblance can't you!!
• I can't get those bangs to lay down for anything.
• Product, heat, wetting them down and starting over.
• Oh boy.
• I went to the Dr on Monday.
• I gained 7 pounds.
• *hangs head in shame*
• I blame Christmas.
• My appetite has returned and it's all I can do to keep from eating the entire house.
• I mean, who's idea was that anyway?!
• If I wanted to have a weekly weigh in I'd join Weight Watchers!
• Gosh, at this rate I may have to!!
• On a happier note, we get to find out what Isabelly is on the 26.
• And the pressure is killing me.
• Izacc is positive it's a girl.
• I wish I was so sure.
• I guess we'll see.
• Alright, well, I need a nap.
• And some lunch.
• And to mail my nieces Christmas gift to her.
• I suck at life sometimes.
• But then again, maybe if I walked around looking like this:

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• People wouldn't have very high expectations of me anyway.
• I may have stumbled onto something here...