January 14, 2011

Friday Confessional

Yes, friends, it's that time again.
I can't think of anything clever or witty to say right now.
Go visit Glamazon and Mamarazzi to join in this craziness.
It's really a lot of fun.

I confess...
  • This week is almost over and I couldn't be happier about it.
  • Thor has been gone since Monday.
  • MONDAY people.
  • He doesn't get back until tomorrow.
  • My life has been a mess since he left.
  • Oh I can hear it now.
  • AWWWW, so sweet.
  • No not like that kind of mushy crap
  • I mean it's been disgusting around here.
  • The baby spontaneously became a gross bodily fluids making machine. 
  • It's not been very consistent.
  • He'll wake up in a mess.
  • Or barf on the kitchen floor.
  • I awoke this morning at 5 to a crib full of wonder and enchantment,
  • Of which I had to promptly throw him in the tub and start a load of laundry.
  • Good morning indeed.
  • I got my hair cut this week.
  • And by cut I mean CUT!
  • Yeah, it was nice.
  • I sort of love it.
  • And I'm a little alarmed at the lack of remorse I have for my long hair.
  • Usually there's at least some, you know.
  • I have yet to regret it
  • Which I think is fantastic
  • It's a cute a-line sort.
  • Oh and I colored it back to red.
  • I feel like I finally look the way I feel.
  • Does that make any sense?!
  • It's been fun and easy
  • Except for this morning
  • I cut some bangs, you see
  • And for some reason they will not behave.
  • So instead of looking like this:

  • I look like Mad Madam Mim.

  • I wish I was joking.
  • You can see the resemblance can't you!!
  • I can't get those bangs to lay down for anything.
  • Product, heat, wetting them down and starting over.
  • Oh boy.
  • I went to the Dr on Monday.
  • I gained 7 pounds.
  • *hangs head in shame*
  • I blame Christmas.
  • My appetite has returned and it's all I can do to keep from eating the entire house.
  • I mean, who's idea was that anyway?!
  • If I wanted to have a weekly weigh in I'd join Weight Watchers!
  • Gosh, at this rate I may have to!!
  • On a happier note, we get to find out what Isabelly is on the 26.
  • And the pressure is killing me.
  • Izacc is positive it's a girl.
  • I wish I was so sure.
  • I guess we'll see.
  • Alright, well, I need a nap.
  • And some lunch.
  • And to mail my nieces Christmas gift to her.
  • I suck at life sometimes.
  • But then again, maybe if I walked around looking like this:
  • People wouldn't have very high expectations of me anyway.
  • I may have stumbled onto something here...


Lisa and Jacob said...

man, I'm behind on your blog! i'm glad I can always rely on you for a good laugh ;) and BIG congrats on your pregnancy! I too gained 7 lbs over christmas, but I'm no prego. lovely. which BTW, it was nice to run into you!

The Izatts said...

I seriously about peed my pants (darn babies, and lack of bladder control!Thanks for that Grace) When I saw the picture of Mad Madam Mim I about died thinking about you and your hair being like that! Good laugh, thanks.

VandyJ said...

I hate it when my hair won't cooperate. The crazy thing is when I decide to get it cut--that's when it will look the best.

Tasha said...

my bangs usually make me look like a spring chicken! the new hairs like to stick straight up

Debbie said...

I love that line about how you finally look the way you feel. Well put. Nice to meet you here on Friday Confessional :)

The Collard Clan said...

Mad Madam Mim? (Sounds like someones sick....Oh I do hope its serious! Heehehee) I'm still laughing! I love bangs - give them time and you'll get them trained. And I can't wait til the 26th either! I'm hoping you get a girl. :-)But boys are just as great.

Impulsive Addict said...

Dude...I gained 5 pounds over Christmas and I'm not even pregnant. It's totally ok. Those desserts were hard to turn down. I bet Baby was happy so that's all that matters.

Bangs can be good. I'm sure you're rockin' them well.

Stopping by from Mamarazzi~

Michelle Nielson said...

Girl I love your hair! You are a hottie! I cant wait to hear what your having!!