July 12, 2009

How to have a wonderful 4th of July

Clean house.
Have Spencer and Nicole come over.
Eat yummy dinner and play the Wii.
Go to Walmart.
Get on Wii fit.
Nurse baby.
Make breakfast.
Give Thom haircut.
Start to make rainbow jello, 4th of July style, Reds and blues.
Give Izacc haircut.
Make another jello layer.
Give Spencer haircut.
Make cake.
Nurse baby.
Have mom and Grandma come over.
Clean kitchen...again.
Make another layer of jello.
Take shower.
Nurse baby...again.
Make another layer of jello.
Send boys out for charcoal.
Start making lunch.
Make another layer of jello.
Drop entire dish of jello on slate floor.
See what happens to a glass dish full of Jello when it falls on a slate floor.
Say "oh no!"
Clean up jello and glass pieces.
Cut finger on glass.
Put only bandaid you can find on cut, even if it is Backyardigans.
Start over with the jello.
Make rice crispy treats.
More jello.
Clean kitchen...again.
Pump up swimming pool.
Nurse baby.
Find chairs and table, get hubby to set up outside.
Mourn broken dish and the fact that new jello is much smaller and only has 6 layers instead of original 12.Take food outside.
Watch cute son play in cold water.Enjoy company.
Have Papa come over.
Nurse baby.
Let Papa snuggle baby.Clean up.
Bring out desserts.
Clean up again.
Watch sky go black.
Watch wind blow trees.
Watch hail flood street.Pack up cars.
Drive to Lander.
Have Spencer chase jack rabbit.
See Spencer eat crap and get all muddy.
Nurse baby in front seat of parked car.
Watch fireworks.
Drive home.
Find sleeping arrangments for all.
Get ready for church.
Get babies ready for church.
Pray baby doesn't poop all over white suit.
Go to church.
Teach lesson.
Watch baby get blessed.
Nurse baby.
Come home, take four generation picture.Take family pictures.See self in family pictures.
Curse post-baby chub.
Adore sweet angel baby.
Dress boys in matching outfits...yeah, we went there.Make lunch.
Pull out all sides from yesterday.
Frost yummy cake.Eat.
Say goodbye to Gramma and Mom.
Get on Wii Fit.
Have Wii Fit tell you you've gained 4.8 lbs.
Tell Wii Fit to shove it.
Eat yummy cake.
Say goodbye to Papa.
Say goodbye to Spencer and Nicole.
Take baby Ian to bed and sleep for no kidding 5 hours.
Wake up.
Clean up dinner.
Have ice cream cones.
Sit on porch and be happy.
The end.

How was yours?


Benjamin said...

Thom I mean this in the most non gay way possible, you look good in the Suite. Sounds like you guys had a great time.

Tara Ann said...

Oh my heck you crack me up!

I don't which is funnier... telling the Wii to shove it... or stock piling jellybeans like a pack rat...

Jamie said...

You look so good! I wish I looked that good after I have my babies.

Jena said...

Too funny - I enjoyed reading this - made me giggle ;-) Sorry about your glass dish! Your little man is so handsome - take care!